All Tied Up

As I sat on my bed eating a huge plate of grilled chicken, sauteed mushrooms and a side of red potato salad I watched an episode of All In The Family that dealt with Archie's weight problem. His doctor told him that if he didn't go on a strict diet he could risk dying. So, of course, Edith, being the good little wife, puts her fat man on a strict diet. After the first day of his diet Archie was going nuts. I know how he feels all too well! I am in a constant struggle with my weight. It's like a fucking Yo-Yo!!! Up until this past March I was never larger than a 32 waist. I had to buy 34's for work. I almost ran to the bathroom and shoved my finger down my throat. But I was to afraid to make myself gag so that idea went out the window. I bought the pants and sucked it up and started devising a gameplan in my head on how to handle this fat issue. That idea also went out the window. I basically just try to not eat so much and stick to 3 meals a day instead of 6 or 7. I can say I haven't put on more weight, but nothings come off. Every day I stand in front of the mirror and grab my fat and try and wish it away. That doesn't work. Go figure! But something that Archie said tonight made me just say fuck it, have a blast. He said, "God didn't give men bellies just to hang a button on it." I felt so much better that I went into the kitchen and grabbed some Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies!!!

I recently started working in the clothing industry again and came across this Japanese video on how to perfectly fold a t-shirt. I can't tell if it's a trick or just edited well but I will definitely try it today at work. I really don't deal with this type of garment but it never hurts to learn something new to make my day a little easier.

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. You set your wedding date for 4/20. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. You start every sentence with - uhhh!. You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

Meatball Pizza

Unusual and uncompromising. You're usually the first to discover a new trend. You appreciate a good meal and good company. You're an interesting blend of traditional and modern.

Wow, I can't believe I haven't posted in almost a month! It must be the ADD...LOL! I am checking in from the Newbury Street Internet Cafe. I love it, they use iMacs. That's what I use at home. It's an interesting little setup. They are located on the thrid floor of a brownstone. It's one of those old one family, multi level homes that's been divided up into three or four businesses. The "cafe" is in what I would consider a bedroom if this was still used as a home. It's not that big. There are 7 iMacs and a couch. It doesn't feel cramped though. The name is a tad misleading, they don't sell cafe of any sort, but they have soda!!! It is a nice little escape from the family visit though. They can be a bit overwhelming. I hope to post several pictures from my visit. Look for those soon. I'll write some more soon.

Jack has finally reached his goal of posing with every Ronald McDonald statue in America. This woman posing with Jack is not his wife. Her name is Diane. They met at a Ronald McDonald Statue Lovers Association meeting in Tuscon, Arizona this past December. Jack plans on popping the question this summer at the first statue he ever posed with. We wish Jack and Diane all the best!

In Sturgis they love Bikers and Burgers! Mmmmm!

No matter where you are in the world, you can always find some good ol' home cookin'!

I grew up on it and still love it!!! No, I am not obese. I am one of those smart people who realized early on that you cannot feast on this greasy delight all the time. It's all about the moderation people!!! I will be posting some pics I found with McDonald's as the subject . Enjoy with a Double Quarter Pounder meal Large sized, with a diet Coke of course!

This is the shit that you find when you are surfing the internet after puffin' a lil smoke and are bored off your arse!!!


"Statue Molestors.com"





I did, however, laugh my ass off for a couple of hours looking through all of their pictures.

My friend RJ responded to my stupid customer email with this:

NOW I HAVE TO VENT

Today a woman told me that our restaurant smelled 'fishy' and how ridiculous it is that we pride ourselves on freshness, and all this mess...
meanwhile, she was standing next to some lady's catfish... which provided the smell. a light, but pungeant smell. and as far as the truth is concerned, we serve the freshest fish on the east coast. nothing has been dead for more than 4 days when they get it on their fucking plate.
not fucking fresh. get out of my restaurant.

RJ's Space

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